i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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