So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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