hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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