what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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