Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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