My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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