Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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