Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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