Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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