Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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