I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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