upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
The power of my boobs compel you
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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