It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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