i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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