found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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