Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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