I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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