her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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