Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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