Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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