if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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