If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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