NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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