Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Still dying that you shit outside
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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