i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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