last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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