Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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