Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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