Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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