Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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