But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
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