I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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