Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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