Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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