ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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