Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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