We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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