I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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