He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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