Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm eating all of the evidence.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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