Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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