so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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