how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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