NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I need a beard to bite.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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