Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
