Only a mothe r could love this liver
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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