I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Your mouth is God's brothel.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
All the doctor said was why
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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