Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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