make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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