either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
two words...techno handjob
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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