do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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