But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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