Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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