we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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