That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Welp...herpes.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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