can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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